From "Welcome to the Hellmouth"

Jesse:  "So, um, what did you say your name was?"
Darla:  "Darla."
Jesse:  "Darla. You know, I haven't seen you around before. Are you from around here?"
Darla:  "No, but I have family here."
Jesse:  "Have I met them?"
Darla:  "You probably will."



Darla:  "Is this the best you could do?"
Thomas:  "She's fresh!"
Darla:  "Hardly enough to share."
Thomas:  "Why didn't you bring your own?"
Darla:  "I did."



Willow:  "Jesse, let's get outta here!"
Darla:  "Oh, you're not going anywhere."
Willow:  "Leave us alone!"
Darla:  "You're not going anywhere until we've fed!"



Buffy:  "Now, we can do this the hard way, or... well, actually there's just the hard way."
Darla:  "That's fine with me!"



Buffy:  "Xander, go!"
Darla:  "Don't go far!"

From "The Harvest"

Master:  "Is this for me?"
Darla:  "He's a good one! His blood is pure!"
Master:  "You've tasted it? I'm your... faithful dog. You bring me scraps."
Darla:  "I, I didn't mean it... "
Master:  "I have waited. For three score years I have waited. While you come and go I am stuck here, here in this house of... worship! My ascension is almost at hand. Pray that when it comes... I'm in a better mood."
Darla:  "Master, forgive me! We had more offerings, but there was trouble. A girl!"

Darla:  "Let me do it, Master. Let me kill her for you."
Master:  "You have a personal interest in this."
Darla:  "I don't get to have any fun."



Angel:  "Who's here?"
Darla:  "A friend. Hi. It's been a while."
Angel:  "A lifetime."
Darla:  "Or two, but who's counting?"
Angel:  "What's with the Catholic schoolgirl look? Last time I saw you it was kimonos."
Darla:  "And last time I saw you it wasn't high school girls. Don't cha like? Remember Budapest? Turn of the century? You were such a bad boy during that earthquake."
Angel:  "You did some damage yourself."
Darla:  "Is there anything better than a natural disaster? The panic. The people lost in the streets. It's like picking fruit off the vine."
(she checks out Angel's apartment) "Nice! You're living above ground, like one of them. You and your new friend are attacking us, like one of them. But guess what, precious? You're not one of them. Are you?"
Angel:  "No. But I'm not exactly one of you either."
Darla:  "Is that what you tell yourself these days?" (she opens the refrigerator revealing bags and bottles of human blood.) "You're not exactly living off quiche. You and I both know what you hunger for. What you need. Hey, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's who we are. It's what makes eternal life worth living. You can only suppress your real nature for so long. You can feel it brewing inside of you. I hope I'm around when it explodes."
Angel:  "Maybe you don't wanna be."
Darla:  "I'm not afraid of you. I bet she is, though. Or maybe I'm underestimating her. Talk to her. Tell her about the curse. Maybe she'll come around. And if she still doesn't trust you, you know where I'll be."



Darla:  "Don't think I'm not grateful, you letting me kill the Three."
Master:  "How can my children learn if I do everything for them?"
Darla:  "But you've gotta let me take care of the Slayer."
Master:  "Oh! You're giving me orders now!"
Darla:  "Okay, then, we'll just do nothing while she takes us out one by one."
Master:  "Do I sense a plan, Darla? Share... "
Darla:  "Angel kills her and comes back to the fold."
Master:  "Angel! He was the most vicious creature I ever met. I miss him."
Darla:  "So do I."
Master:  "Why would he kill her if he feels for her?"
Darla:  "To keep her from killing him."



Darla:  "Hi! I'm Darla? A friend of Buffy's?"
Joyce:  "Oh! Nice to meet you."
Darla:  "She didn't mention anything about me coming over for a study date, did she?"
Joyce:  "No, I thought she was studying with Willow at the library."
Darla:  "She is. Willow's the Civil War expert, but then I was supposed to help her with the War of Independence. My family kinda goes back to those days."
Joyce:  "Well, I, I know she's supposed to be home soon. Would you like to come in and wait?"
Darla:  "It's very nice of you to invite me into your home."
Joyce:  "You're welcome. I've been wrestling with the IRS all night. Would you like something to eat?"
Darla:  "Yes, I would!"
Joyce:  "Let's see what we have. Do you feel like something little or something big?"
Darla:  "Something big!"



Darla:  "She's out hunting you right now. She wants to kill you."
Angel:  "Leave me alone."
Darla:  "What did you think? Did you think she would understand? That she would look at your face... your true face... and give you a kiss? For a hundred years you've not had a moment's peace because you will not accept who you are. That's all you have to do. Accept it. Don't let her hunt you down. Don't whimper and mewl like a mangy human. Kill! Feed! Live!"
Angel:  "Alright!"
Darla:  "What do you want?"
Angel:  "I want it finished!" (as he pins her to the wall)
Darla:  "That's good. You're hurting me. That's good, too."



Darla:  "Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is?"
Buffy:  "That hair on top of that outfit?"
Darla:  "To love someone who used to love you."
Buffy:  "You guys were involved?"
Darla:  "For several generations."
Buffy:  "Well, you been around since Columbus, you are bound to pile up a few ex's. You're older than him, right? Just between us girls, you are looking a little worn around the eyes."
Darla:  "I made him. There was a time when we shared everything, wasn't there Angelus? You had a chance to come home, to rule with me in the Master's court for a thousand years, but you threw that away because of her. You love someone who hates us. You're sick. And you'll always be sick. And you'll always remember what it was like to watch her die. (to Buffy:) You don't think I came alone, do you?"
Buffy:  "I know I didn't."
Darla:  "Hmm, scary." (she pulls out two pistols) "Scarier!" (she shoots Angel)
"Oh, don't worry. Bullets can't kill vampires. Can hurt them like hell, but.. "

Darla:  "C'mon, Buffy. Take it like a man!"

From "Becoming Part 1"

Angel:  "So, I'd ask myself... What's a lady of your station doing alone in an alley with the reputation that this one has?"
Darla:  "Maybe she's lonely."
Angel:  "In that case, I'd offer myself as escort to protect you from harm and to while away the dull hours."
Darla:  "You're very gracious."
Angel:  "Hm. It's often been said."
Darla:  "Are you certain you're up to the challenge?"
Angel:  "Milady, you'll find that with the exception of an honest day's work, there's no challenge I'm not prepared to face. Oh... But you're a pretty thing. Where are you from?"
Darla:  "Around. Everywhere."
Angel:  "I never been anywhere myself. Always wanted to see the world, but... "
Darla:  "I could show you."
Angel:  "Could you, then?"
Darla:  "Things you've never seen, never even heard of."
Angel:  "Sounds exciting."
Darla:  "It is. And frightening."
Angel:  "I'm not afraid. Show me. Show me your world."
Darla:  "Close your eyes."